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Mc Donalds Job Application

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida...and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make...

What to do when you are trapped in a lift?

What to do when you are trapped in a lift? We never know when and where accidents will happen to us OR people around us.   Read on and hope this piece of information may help any of us when things do happen to our self, our friends and our loved ones. One day, while in a lift, it suddenly broke down and it was falling from level 13 at a fast speed.   Fortunately, I remembered watching a TV program that taught  you must quickly press all the buttons for all the levels. Finally, the lift stopped at the 5th level. When...

100 keyboard shortcuts

100 keyboard shortcuts The General Shortcuts CTRL+C (Copy) CTRL+X (Cut) CTRL+V (Paste) CTRL+Z (Undo) DELETE (Delete) SHIFT+DELETE (Delete the selected item permanently without placing the item in the Recycle Bin) CTRL while dragging an item (Copy the selected item) CTRL+SHIFT while dragging an item (Create a shortcut to the selected item) F2 key (Rename the selected item) CTRL+RIGHT ARROW (Move the insertion point to the beginning...

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How Punctuation Makes Difference :)

An English professor wrote the words,"a woman without her man is nothing"on the board, and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.... The men in the class wrote:"A woman, without her man, is nothing."... The women in the class wrote:"A woman: without her, man is nothin...

Six Scientific Ways To Catch A Lion

Six Scientific Ways To Catch A Lion:1. Newton's Method:Let The Lion Catch You. For Every Action There Is Equal And Opposite Reaction. It Implies You Caught The Lion.2. Einstein Method:Run In The Direction Opposite To That Of The Lion. Due To Higher Relative Velocity, The Lion Will Also Run Faster And Will Get Tired Soon. Now You Can Trap It Easily.3. Schrodinger Method:At Any Given Moment, There Is A Positive Probability That Lion To Be In The Cage. So Set The Trap, Sit Down And Wait.4. Inverse Transformation Method:Place A Spherical Cage In The...