- Get on your home phone and call your cell phone. Let it ring and leave a certain very detailed message like you're talking to someone who isn't answering. A good message to leave: "Hey (name)"..."I'm good, how are you?".............."Oh really?that's cool" Don't forget to make facial expressions, just to make it sound realistic.
- Listen to your message, memorize it and write down answers and comments for the reply you will make. Also memorize that, so you don't sound like an idiot when you get cut off. It would definitely be bad if people found out you are desperate for calls.
- If you have an alarm on your cell phone, set it for when you want it to go off. For example, walking home from school with your friends that never bother to call you. When walking, your alarm will go off, so pretend your cell phone is ringing. Make sure you put missed calls somewhere for easy access.
- Quickly go to your missed calls, check your voice mails and turn up the volume. If you have memorized the message you left, you will have a response to every sentence. Do this often and people will think you have a lot of friends.
Posted by umer
On 9:20 PM