Interesting Comments ..

True love is like a pillowu can hug when u r in trouble
u can cry on when u r in pain & u can embrace when u r happy
so when u need true love
spend Rs.50/-Buy a pillow

Marriages are made in heaven
then what are made in Hell?
Ans : the days after marriage

During Marriage ceremony why is the bridegroom made to sit on the horse ?
He is given his last chance to run away.

 I wrote ur name on the sand...

it got washed away,
I wrote ur name in air......
it got blown away,
So i wrote ur name in my heart.......

I got a HEART ATTACK

 

LOVE is like a CIGAR
It starts with a fire......

continues with smoke......and ends in ashes....
But dont worry - we are chain smokers

Ur smile can be compared to a flower
Ur voice can be compared to a cuckoo
Ur inocence to a child
but in stupidity
U have no comparison
U r the best

 

Dear Friend,

when I ask u flower,U give me bouquet
when i ask u a stone
U give me a statue
when i ask u a feather
U give me peacock

ARE U REALLY DEAF ?

I had VODKA with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had WHISKY with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I had RUM with WATER
I felt DRUNK
I SWEAR I'LL NEVER DRINK water....!!!

when I call U;
1 ring means I'm thinking of U;
2 ring means I like U;
3 means I miss U;
4 means ............pick d phone idiot

 

Teacher : Four beautiful ladies are walking on the road.

Change it to exclamatory sentence .Student : WOW !

The human brain is a most outstanding thing.......
it functions 24hrs 365 days.....
it functions right from the time youu are Born.... until you fall in love

SMILE - is a language of love
SMILE - is a source to win hearts...
SMILE - creates greatness in your personality
SO....
Brush ur Teeth today onwards

A cigarette shortens your life by 2 min..
A beer shortens your life by 4 min..
A working day shortens your life by 8 hours!!!!..

History Teacher : From where to where did the mughals rule started ?
Student : Sir, I am not sure but I think from page 15 to 26 sir.....

Teacher : U are a failure ! At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind U, Sir, but at ur age Hitler committed suicide